Captain Bacon
Award winning business man. Not too keen on adventure.
Shemp
Captain's most reliable partner
status: unemployed
Old Man Ibis
Captain's mentour, manager, and advisor
Whimsical Slem
Owner and founder of the infamous Slem Residence
Death
His job is to seal the fate of those who perish, although he is not very good at his job
Angel
Works as a guardian Angel, is very good at their job
God
The ruler of everything
The Devil
The big bad. Good friends with God.
Laura
Emotionally blind individual. She will kill you if you make her mad
Aurora
Nice girl. Laura's only friend
Robotman
Supposedly powerful contraption created for mass destruction.